stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
