But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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