operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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