Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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