I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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