So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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