Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i came on her dog
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
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