We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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