It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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