he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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