She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
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We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
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Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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