Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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