how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
i wish my penis had a tongue
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I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
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Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
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