Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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