just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
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Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
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I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
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