then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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