There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
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Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
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He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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