yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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