Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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