what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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