im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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