you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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