There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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