Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
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he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
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Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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