literally had 100 drinks last night.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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