My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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