i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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