People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
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