Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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