When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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