i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I just cut my nipple shaving
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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