The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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