Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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