Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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