If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
Randomize
