Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
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We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
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I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize