Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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