Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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