West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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