what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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