Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
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he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
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Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
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