I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
