I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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