she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
I know her cup size but not her name....
Randomize
