when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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