Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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