btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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