Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
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just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
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Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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