I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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