well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
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