If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
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I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
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He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
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Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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