Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Randomize
