we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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