he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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