she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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