Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
i out mim tonsoeep
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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